Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
How external is "for external use only"?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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