shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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