I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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