I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Randomize
