just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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