oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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