I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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