Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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