isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You left your phone here
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