how can u be prego again
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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