so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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