um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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