thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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