How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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