evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
Randomize
