so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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