The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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