Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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