normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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