I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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