his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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