that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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