By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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