If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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