Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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