u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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