I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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