he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
