Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
My friends, they love my intelligence
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
