i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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