when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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