Midget sex pt 2 tonight
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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