I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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