Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Randomize
