They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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