you win again, gameday.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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