Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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