my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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