there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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