so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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