Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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