People with herpes should wear stickers.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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