Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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