We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
