Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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