the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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