3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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