We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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