Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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