you guys were way drunker than both of me
Who wears a wallet chain?!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Randomize
