just tell him i said nine months
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I had to cum in my sink.
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