I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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