Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He has the fingertips of a God
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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