Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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